At the moment, it is not necessary to explain why I am a reluctant matron, and there is certainly no need to divulge who I am or where I live…ok, well, I live in Pacific Northwest. Seattle! No, I don’t. I live in the place I have always feared most – a suburb. We’ll get back to that later. This blog will evolve, as I evolve, into the matron that I always despised. A public coming to grips, as the saying goes. Now it is 9 p.m. and I am tired. Another reason to be disgusted with myself.